Overwhelming Desire to Ejaculate

[Lightningman_42]

I came across this news article about a young fundamentalist Christian who wants to get married as soon as possible. Why? Take a guess, and then read the article:

http://www.theonion.com/article/desire- ... n-to-w-798

HAHAHA this made my day! Very funny satire! I wonder, to what extent is this an accurate description of what fundamentalist Christians actually believe?

So I'm kind of embarrassed to ask this but I'll ask anyways: "Leaning up against a washing machine on spin cycle." Does this actually work?

[brimstoneSalad]

So I'm kind of embarrassed to ask this but I'll ask anyways: "Leaning up against a washing machine on spin cycle." Does this actually work?

Try it and report back?

[metalized]

So I'm kind of embarrassed to ask this but I'll ask anyways: "Leaning up against a washing machine on spin cycle." Does this actually work?

Try it and report back?

I second this

[Jennasis]

So I'm kind of embarrassed to ask this but I'll ask anyways: "Leaning up against a washing machine on spin cycle." Does this actually work?

It all depends on how well you've adjusted the feet on your washing machine and whether you have a top down or front-loading washing machine. I tell you what, if you've got a 1600 spin with a heavy load in it, there's plenty of motion to give your bean a friction burn!

...I guess a bloke could remove the soap drawer and replace it with a wet sponge with a hole in it?

[Lightningman_42]

So I'm kind of embarrassed to ask this but I'll ask anyways: "Leaning up against a washing machine on spin cycle." Does this actually work?

I think I'm too embarassed to actually try this out...