Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

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Cirion Spellbinder wrote: I wish that my stomache was a beehive filled with bees that recognized me as their leader and brought nectar to the hive which they processed into honey and we both consumed as a form of sustenance without any of the health problems that may arise from only consuming honey.
Wish granted. The entry and exit is through the rear. Oh and you have an indigestion problem sometimes because of colony collapse disorder.

I wish the soyentists figure out nuclear fusion as an energy source for the world.
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garrethdsouza wrote:Wish granted. The entry and exit is through the rear. Oh and you have an indigestion problem sometimes because of colony collapse disorder.

I wish the soyentists figure out nuclear fusion as an energy source for the world.
Granted, but cold fusion is so expensive to create, which makes its mass production impossible with out bankrupting the entire world.

I wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster actually existed.
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Insert name here wrote: I wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster actually existed.
Wish granted. However, since omnipotence is logica-
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I wish that the effects of unhealthy behaviors (smoking, dairy consumption, etc.) were more immediate and notable to the people whom they effect.
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Insert name here wrote:I wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster actually existed.
Blaspheme, he does exist.
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Let's revivie this old topic for the hell of it.
I wish that I had the entire world to myself to explore. Just no one else, just me and the animals. (everyone else ended up on a habitable planet and get complimentary services). Just explore the planet. All the nature, it's beauties. Just keep going where ever the wind takes me I guess. And hell, maybe even explore other cultural areas and see some cultural diffusion. And none of the animals attack me, nono, they explore with me (as faggy as that sounds). Just me, walking on an abandoned planet for myself.. just to saunter in it. There are a few other things, but this is pretty much what I want.
For like, a month.

Oh, and I want a camera guy like the one in Super Mario 64 following me, and someone will take the camera footage and make a montage, with Imagine Dragon's "Radioactive" playing in the background. AND they can't sue me with copyright claims because the YouTube rules will be in my favour.

Oh, and everybody loves me.

And make sure I look cool, badass, and inspirational in the montage.

Make it certain angles.

And make it slow motion at certain points.
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RedAppleGP wrote:Let's revivie this old topic for the hell of it.
I wish that I had the entire world to myself to explore. Just no one else, just me and the animals. (everyone else ended up on a habitable planet and get complimentary services). Just explore the planet. All the nature, it's beauties. Just keep going where ever the wind takes me I guess. And hell, maybe even explore other cultural areas and see some cultural diffusion. And none of the animals attack me, nono, they explore with me (as faggy as that sounds). Just me, walking on an abandoned planet for myself.. just to saunter in it. There are a few other things, but this is pretty much what I want.
For like, a month.

Oh, and I want a camera guy like the one in Super Mario 64 following me, and someone will take the camera footage and make a montage, with Imagine Dragon's "Radioactive" playing in the background. AND they can't sue me with copyright claims because the YouTube rules will be in my favour.

Oh, and everybody loves me.

And make sure I look cool, badass, and inspirational in the montage.


Make it certain angles.

And make it slow motion at certain points.
Granted, but after you are don exploring, you are bored, you are eve bored of people loving you. So you fall into a state of despair, wishing that the bordom would go away, then you kill yourself.

I wish that I could live on the moon in my lifetime.
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Insert name here wrote:I wish that I could live on the moon in my lifetime.
Granted. An asteroid crashes into the moon. You now live on an asteroid. You die of hunger.

I wish for more awesome quotes to collect for myself and probably never share.
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I wish I was bitten by a radioactive black man.
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RedAppleGP wrote:I wish I was bitten by a radioactive black man.
Granted, you are now extremely fast, but not fast enough to avoid a drive by shooting. You are killed.

I wish that humanity could have had an industrial revolution 3000 years earlier.
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Insert name here wrote: I wish that humanity could have had an industrial revolution 3000 years earlier.
Granted, now Florida is underwater and republican politicians are saying it's good for business because the Koch brothers made a giant pool out of it.
Donald Trump, because he doesn't get money from the fossil fuel industry, is blaming it on the Mexicans. He wants to build a giant dam and have Aquaman pay for it.

I wish Bernie Sanders would win the Presidency.
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