Converting Back To Theism

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Re: Converting Back To Theism

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Dizzy wrote: But I'm not a nation, I'm real.
Sorry then. Only sentient anti-white vegan and Islamic atheism jewist hater countries are allowed. I thought you might be one. I'll tell Ainsley that you can't join.
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Cirion Spellbinder wrote:
Dizzy wrote: But I'm not a nation, I'm real.
Sorry then. Only sentient anti-white vegan and Islamic atheism jewist hater countries are allowed. I thought you might be one. I'll tell Ainsley that you can't join.
But I want to join!
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Dizzy wrote: But I want to join!
I'll talk to Ainsley about it. He'll probably make an exception if you prove your hate for white islamist jewist communist fagist atheist oppression of brown people, animals, and law abiding Christians men with penises.
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me 2 i want 2 joyn ur kult
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RedAppleGP wrote:me 2 i want 2 joyn ur kult
Are you a sentient nation?
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RedAppleGP wrote:So after the past few days, the fabulous forum member, Dizzy has shown me that being an atheist meant that I was a homosex, abortion, feminism, incest, polygamy, weed-smoking, atheism, jewcocksucking, white pride, gmo-eating, vaccinating, meat-eating, taxes, war and nsa-supporter, and after a lot of thinking and decided to change my ways. However, just a few hours ago, I have converted to a new religion. What religion you ask? Why, the Church of Gaben of course! All my life I was ignorant of our Lord and Saviour Gaben Newell. The one who has granted us the fruits of life, such as Half Life, Portal, GMod, Left4Dead, Counter Strike, and my personal favourite, Team Fortress 2. All he wants for us is so we can cherish these gifts. His greatest generosity are the blesses he gives us with Steam sales. Those prices that drop bring joy to us all, and allow us to purchase more games, and the items within said games. Those -66% and -80% off near those games makes me embrace life and want to live another day. Our father has worked day and night, and he had some troubles along the way, mostly after working at Microsoft. His greatest gift, aside from Half Life, and most people will agree with me, is Team Fortress 2.

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:) Still much more plausible than the arguments you get from the revelead religion.
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