Summary of the races

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Summary of the races

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Blacks - Strong, Handsome, Superior
Asians - Smart, Kung-Fu Masters, Superior
Arabs - Misunderstood, Civilised, Superior
Whites - Stupid, Aggressive, Gay, Inferior
Jews - Hook-nosed, Ugly, Greedy, Evil, Inferior

Any that I've left out?
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You forgot Latinos/Hispanics, Native Americans, Aboriginals, Soviets, and Lizardmen
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Ben Affleck told me Muslims are a race, maybe you should include them

Muslims - Peaceful, tolerant, love cartoons
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I'm surprised penis size is not mentioned.
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Jebus wrote:I'm surprised penis size is not mentioned.
That is what the "superior" and "inferior" are all about, obviously.
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you forgot the apples race.
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Cirion Spellbinder wrote:You forgot Latinos/Hispanics, Native Americans, Aboriginals, Soviets, and Lizardmen
Jews are Lizardmen and I don't know enough about the others but they're not white so they're bound to be alright.
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Jebus wrote:I'm surprised penis size is not mentioned.
Blacks, Asians, Arabs - Huge
Whites - Tiny
Jews - Only women have them
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I'll give you a hint: it's in my name.
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Dizzy wrote:and I don't know enough about the others but they're not white so they're bound to be alright.
Would you like me to do them?
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