VeganAtheist is part of the Illuminati

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Blizzy
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VeganAtheist is part of the Illuminati

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If you donut know what the Illuminati is it is a secret society founded in 1776 by Adam Weishaupt a white Jewish god-hater and it has a lot of members like Barack Obama, Beyonce, Brittany Murphy, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, Deepak Chopra, Doctor Dre, the Duke of Edinburgh, Eminem, Emma Watson, the European Union, Henry Kissinger, Hillary Clinton, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Matt Groening, Michelle Obama, Miley Cyrus, NASA, NATO, Oprah Winfrey, Pewdiepie, the Pope, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swfit, Rihanna, Robin Williams, Seth MacFarlane, TheVigilantChristian, Whitney Houston, and Willow Smith. Now VeganAtheist is also a member! Really! Here is my evidence:
1. He is white
2. He hates God
THESE TWO ABOVE QUALITIES MAKE HIM THE IDEAL CANDIDATE FOR AN ILLUMINATI MEMBER! :mrgreen:
3. He has a robotic voice, maybe he could be an Illuminati robot sent to mind control us into submission through Predictive programming?
4. He has put out tons of "Stupid Christian Comments" and "Stupid Muslim Comments", two "Stupid Atheist Comments" and even a "Stupid Agnostic Comments", but only just recently has he made the first "Stupid Jewish Comments". Why? Because his Jewish overlords didn't want him to make it, and they only decided to let him when they were worried that people were getting suspicious!
5. He has his identity obscured so nobody knows who he is, maybe he isn't a real person? In "ASK the Vegan Atheist #1" he mentioned that he had green eyes, this means he should look like this: https://img2.brain4.photobox.com/839899 ... 700ca8.jpg but does that look like anybody you know? I didn't think so! This adds on to my theory that he is an Illuminati robot!
6. He attacks his fellow Atheist like TheAmazingAtheist, MrRepzion, Matt Dillahunty and even Neil deGrasse Tyson! Why? Because they aren't members of the Illuminati like him, and when given the oppurtunity they denied to join! Except for Tyson, who is an Illuminati member, but VA just hates him because he is Black (even though he white on the inside, like a OreaTM)
7. He clearly really does eat meat because he invites people like CultOfDusty who ate some chicken in his video called "Chick-Fil-A's New Anti-Gay Commercial" and DarkMatter2525 who stated that it was good to eat a Hotdog in his video called "How God favors evil", why would he invite these evil people on his show I don't know unless he is Illuminati

Now you have seen the truth turn away from the VeganAtheist and his evil plot to.

By the way please unban Dizzy. See I only used caps-lock and emoji once in this!
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Re: VeganAtheist is part of the Illuminati

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Ok, you got me...
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Re: VeganAtheist is part of the Illuminati

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Lomedin wrote:Ok, you got me...
LOL, who are you???
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