My brother's Christmas gift

[Jebus]

Here's one for those of you who enjoy a bit of humor. My brother is a vegan doctor on a small island at the Northern tip of Norway. Nearly everyone on the island knows that my brother is vegan so he was a bit annoyed when he received his annual Christmas present from the municipality: A cutting board with three sausages: This is how my brother thanked them for the present:

I rolled snowballs all night outside kommunhuset (municipality building). Put together a standard, but huge, 3 ball snowman. I used warm water as glue, attached an arm with 5 fingers, the middle of sausage, pointing towards the building. The second sausage became an erected penis. I divided the third. Half became his nose, the tip his anus, and the rest sliced and laid out as a trail of shit...
It was a good dream because I enjoyed doing it, despite the hard work. I was of course their first suspect, but since no crime was committed, I felt superior when I was confronted.

[Red]

guiz halp ey dot git et

[TheVeganAtheist]

hilarious. Any pictures?

[brimstoneSalad]

hilarious. Any pictures?

Seconded, there must be pictures of this. Please share.

[Jebus]

hilarious. Any pictures?

Sadly no