Please repent and trust Jesus

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

WARNING: THIS MESSAGE MIGHT BE A BIT SHOCKING TO ATHIESTS, IF YOU WANT THE BLUEPILL, DONT READ THIS!!!!

I understand that there are a lot of athiests in here who don't beleive in God. Well i am here to tell you that u are living a lie, u have been brainwashed by a secret society called the illuminati do you know who the illuminati are? You probably dont? Well let me tell you the illuminati are a secret society founded in 1776 by a man called Adam weishaupt lot of people/celebrities are members of the illuminati Richard Dawkin, Barack hussein Obama, Ed miliband and others and these are the values thay want to inflict upon u:
-Abortion
-Athiesm
-Evolutionism
-Homosexualism
-Liberalism
-Pornism
-Femenism
-Marajuanism
Now u see u have been brainwashed but Athiesm surely it is sensible not so lets look at the key tennents of athiesm:
-Something came from nothing
-It came through an explosion called big bang
-Giant lisards called dinosaurs once ruled the world
-People came from slime which turned into a fish which turned in turn into a monkie
-We have no morals and can live how we like
Now this is ur religion for u (and it is a religion dont u dare tell me it isnt it even says so when you customise ur profile there is a section that says "reliegion" and u can choose "athiest" on there so what was VeganAthiest thinking when he wrote that then!)
Now tell me does it really make any sense i mean explosion destory things thay dont create them?? and why would we came from a monkie if we came from monkies then why are there still mokies!! i mean you see monkies everywhere and you see people everywhere but where do u see Australiapicathos (The stage halfway between man and monkie)! Nowhere? now tell me Mister Athiest if we have no morals then y do u not murder everyone or steal things or hate pedophiles or why are you vegan even! Now yes thats right i know there are a lot of vegans here who beleive in athiesm listen if u are no morals than u shouldn;t care about a babie getting killed let along a animal? this is the same philosophie that Josef stalin , Mao Te-tung, poo Pot and KIM JONG UN follow!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now look at the sky what do u see yes u see a lot of stars who created them!!!.....................God! Now walk up a mountain mountains are beautiful but who created them...............................................GOD!!!!! Now please go to toilet and tell me if there is no GOD than why u go to toilet!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ggod!
Now look u r a sinner but thats okay! Jesus died for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Repent and trust him and you can go to Heaven! i know u dont beleive in Heaven and I hope that you go there just so you can realise that it is real!!
So now u see that Athiesm wasnt verry accurate now was it! Hahaha thats okay everyone makes mistakes but its okay Jesus loves u whatever now pls give up on ponography and weed and stop chasing happyness go to the one place where happyness really is? THE BIBLE!
God bless you all in Jesus name amen.

[Insert name here]

Well, I hope this is a joke, but in the case tht you aren't, I have one response... PROVE IT.

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Well, I hope this is a joke, but in the case tht you aren't, I have one response... PROVE IT.

I have already showed proof that ur religion is false and Jesus is treu:
1. Athiests have became athiests due to satanic illuminati
2. The Universe is so complex and so awesome it must of had a creator do you think something came from no thing? a sceintific impossiblity
3. There r still Monkies but not australiapicothus a fattal flaw in evolutionism
4. Atheism is immoral and has been proven to be immortal
5. Jesus loves u and you will be saved if u except him as lord.
God bless

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

@Insert name hear
I also think the Bible is very good prood for God existence i mean if God doesn't real who wrote the Bible! Think about it?

[brimstoneSalad]

Hi Jesus, are you vegan? If so, how long have you been, and what made you decide to go vegan?

By the way, I don't believe for a second that you're a Christian. See Poe's Law: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law
Which, I'm pretty sure you already know.

Your posts were kind of funny (I LOLed), I'm not sure if your goal is to entertain or troll.
If it's to entertain, that's fine -- I can respect an artist. But if you're trying to troll and be convincing, you have to tone it down enough so people will believe it (or at least wonder), and hold some semblance of attempted rationality. You were so over the top here that you left no reasonable doubt that you're a poe.
You also slipped up at a couple points by accidentally using correct grammar and spelling. You have to watch that too.

Let me know if you want to change your user name. Whether you're vegan or not, a fellow atheist is welcome to join in on conversation. And maybe you'll learn something. Christians are welcome too, of course (if there are any reading this, just to be clear).

This account is already "burned" so to speak -- everybody knows you're a poe by now -- if you really want to troll, you'll have to start another account and be more plausible. As long as it's not too obvious, and you're making an honest effort at playing devil's advocate (or god's advocate, as the case may be), I won't call you out.
If you keep posting like this (in full poe mode) you'll be wasting your time because you'll be ignored.
There are other forums more ripe for trolling, where more people will bite. I can recommend some if you want. Just PM me.

[EquALLity]

Now please go to toilet and tell me if there is no GOD than why u go to toilet!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ggod!

Ahaha, oh god...

Part of me wonders if this is 'TheVeganChristian/2/3/4'.

[AM V12]

I wouldn't be surprised, although there are no Nazi undertones so far....

[brimstoneSalad]

Now please go to toilet and tell me if there is no GOD than why u go to toilet!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ggod!

Ahaha, oh god...

Part of me wonders if this is 'TheVeganChristian/2/3/4'.

Maybe. Find some posts, and compare their grammar and word usage. That's not an exact science, but it will give you a small sense of the probability, if they have particular patterns that are the same between them.

I'm not getting the same impression, but this is a different character, and the poster could just be playing it differently.

[knot]

Religion: Christian
Diet: Vegan

only needed to read that to realize it`s 99,9% to be a troll

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Hi Jesus, are you vegan? If so, how long have you been, and what made you decide to go vegan?

By the way, I don't believe for a second that you're a Christian. See Poe's Law: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law
Which, I'm pretty sure you already know.

Your posts were kind of funny (I LOLed), I'm not sure if your goal is to entertain or troll.
If it's to entertain, that's fine -- I can respect an artist. But if you're trying to troll and be convincing, you have to tone it down enough so people will believe it (or at least wonder), and hold some semblance of attempted rationality. You were so over the top here that you left no reasonable doubt that you're a poe.
You also slipped up at a couple points by accidentally using correct grammar and spelling. You have to watch that too.

Let me know if you want to change your user name. Whether you're vegan or not, a fellow atheist is welcome to join in on conversation. And maybe you'll learn something. Christians are welcome too, of course (if there are any reading this, just to be clear).

This account is already "burned" so to speak -- everybody knows you're a poe by now -- if you really want to troll, you'll have to start another account and be more plausible. As long as it's not too obvious, and you're making an honest effort at playing devil's advocate (or god's advocate, as the case may be), I won't call you out.
If you keep posting like this (in full poe mode) you'll be wasting your time because you'll be ignored.
There are other forums more ripe for trolling, where more people will bite. I can recommend some if you want. Just PM me.

Well 1st of all my name isnt actually Jesus but he is my Lord so that is the profile name, secondly, well let me tell u a story, before i was a a Christian, i was athiest i used to smoke weed have sex with other men eat meat watch porn masturbate fornicate!! but somebody came into my life whot told me about JESUS! And when i heard about him i stopped sinning and excepted him into my hart and i told my mum about Jesus and she is a Christian now. Jesus loves me AND HE LOVES U 2!! So please dont be a athiest stop pretneding God don't real except him into ur hart. 3rdly I went onto that link (even though I was a little scared because that website is a illuminati site designed to make people sin and i saw that poo's law is like trolling basicly but why u think i am tolling? is it becausse of my spelling and gramar? im sorry i dont know what 2 do, pls tell me i just want 2 get u 2 except Jesus and if u think im trolling then i dont know how 2 do that?? Anyway i love u and Jesus loves u 2! SO PLEASE EXCEPT HIM AS UR LORD AND SAVIOUR!
God bless