Wot are ur favourite jokes?

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Hear r mine:

"Why did the Skelleton go to the church alone??! He had no body to go with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A Helium walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "Sorry we dont serve any Nobel gases hear" and Helium doesnt react"
"What do u get when u cross a athiest with a Jahovah witness? Somebody who nocks on ur door but doesnt do nothing"

[bobo0100]

how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it its punny

how does he light the fire? Israelites it. oh so punny

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it its punny

how does he light the fire? Israelites it. oh so punny

LOL typical athiest

[Sylph_of_Mind]

Here's mine: Did you know christians are so stupid that their own holy book calls them sheep, yet they don't catch on?

[Insert name here]

Hear r mine:

"Why did the Skelleton go to the church alone??! He had no body to go with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A Helium walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "Sorry we dont serve any Nobel gases hear" and Helium doesnt react"
"What do u get when u cross a athiest with a Jahovah witness? Somebody who nocks on ur door but doesnt do nothing"

Well, that last one doesn't make sense, they knocked on the door so they did something .

Anyway, here is a joke, what did the physicist say about his calculation? " I think that it's relativly accurate." Ha, it's a pun.

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Here's mine: Did you know christians are so stupid that their own holy book calls them sheep, yet they don't catch on?

A cool christian cartoonist made a cartoon about it his name is adam 4d ull find it eventuilly. Basically, its that hed rather be a sheep then a goat and so would i!!