Please repent and trust Jesus

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Now please go to toilet and tell me if there is no GOD than why u go to toilet!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ggod!

Ahaha, oh god...

Part of me wonders if this is 'TheVeganChristian/2/3/4'.

Who?

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Religion: Christian
Diet: Vegan

only needed to read that to realize it`s 99,9% to be a troll

Y?!? R u saying vegan Christians dont exist?

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

I wouldn't be surprised, although there are no Nazi undertones so far....

I think the Nazis were Athiests no?

[brimstoneSalad]

You should start a Youtube channel. You're good at parody.
It's not very useful on a forum, though.

None of us believe you're a Christian. You're here to make fun of Christians and make them look ignorant, which is cool and all if that's what you want to do, but this is too over the top to be believable, and frankly you're preaching to the choir.
If you want to more effectively undermine the credibility of religion by pretending to be a lunatic, you have to do it in a more mixed environment where people will take it seriously. Youtube would be good.

If you want to do a better job on forums like these (stirring debate with Atheists), you need to study some Apologists and parody them. Try Ken Ham. Create a character that comes off intelligent -- that will draw atheists into a debate. No deliberate spelling or grammar errors, and use logical sounding arguments and scientific terms.
If you want to have a "god's advocate" debate, that would be cool, but you'll need to be more coherent to get people interested. Nobody's going to bother arguing with such an obvious caricature of an ignorant Christian. Appreciate it as a work of art and laugh at your jokes, maybe, but not engage with. Depends on what you're after.

Thanks for sharing your work here though. It is a pretty good act, despite the inconsistencies.

And knot,
There are some vegan Christians, just not very many.
But it probably is reasonable to expect that vegan Christians would be drawn to this forum, wanting to reach out to other vegans to draw them to Christianity with arguments they think will appeal to them.
We had a real one here a few months ago. Anybody have a link to that?

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

You should start a Youtube channel. You're good at parody.
It's not very useful on a forum, though.

None of us believe you're a Christian. You're here to make fun of Christians and make them look ignorant, which is cool and all if that's what you want to do, but this is too over the top to be believable, and frankly you're preaching to the choir.
If you want to more effectively undermine the credibility of religion by pretending to be a lunatic, you have to do it in a more mixed environment where people will take it seriously. Youtube would be good.

If you want to do a better job on forums like these (stirring debate with Atheists), you need to study some Apologists and parody them. Try Ken Ham. Create a character that comes off intelligent -- that will draw atheists into a debate. No deliberate spelling or grammar errors, and use logical sounding arguments and scientific terms.
If you want to have a "god's advocate" debate, that would be cool, but you'll need to be more coherent to get people interested. Nobody's going to bother arguing with such an obvious caricature of an ignorant Christian. Appreciate it as a work of art and laugh at your jokes, maybe, but not engage with. Depends on what you're after.

Thanks for sharing your work here though. It is a pretty good act, despite the inconsistencies.

And knot,
There are some vegan Christians, just not very many.
But it probably is reasonable to expect that vegan Christians would be drawn to this forum, wanting to reach out to other vegans to draw them to Christianity with arguments they think will appeal to them.
We had a real one here a few months ago. Anybody have a link to that?

Well listen sir im glad u liek me but im a real Christian what makes u think im not?
God bless

[Insert name here]

Well, I hope this is a joke, but in the case tht you aren't, I have one response... PROVE IT.

I have already showed proof that ur religion is false and Jesus is treu:
1. Athiests have became athiests due to satanic illuminati
2. The Universe is so complex and so awesome it must of had a creator do you think something came from no thing? a sceintific impossiblity
3. There r still Monkies but not australiapicothus a fattal flaw in evolutionism
4. Atheism is immoral and has been proven to be immortal
5. Jesus loves u and you will be saved if u except him as lord.
God bless

Well, those are some grand claims, but I have heard them all before, nice attempt at trolling, I look forward to seeing more.

But in the case that you are serious, what did you do to prove me wrong? If the universe needs a creator because it is so complicated, then who or what created the creator? I could type more, but I have better things to do.

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Well, I hope this is a joke, but in the case tht you aren't, I have one response... PROVE IT.

I have already showed proof that ur religion is false and Jesus is treu:
1. Athiests have became athiests due to satanic illuminati
2. The Universe is so complex and so awesome it must of had a creator do you think something came from no thing? a sceintific impossiblity
3. There r still Monkies but not australiapicothus a fattal flaw in evolutionism
4. Atheism is immoral and has been proven to be immortal
5. Jesus loves u and you will be saved if u except him as lord.
God bless

Well, those are some grand claims, but I have heard them all before, nice attempt at trolling, I look forward to seeing more.

But in the case that you are serious, what did you do to prove me wrong? If the universe needs a creator because it is so complicated, then who or what created the creator? I could type more, but I have better things to do.

Universe had a beginning God didn't! That's how!

God bless

[Insert name here]

Well, I hope this is a joke, but in the case tht you aren't, I have one response... PROVE IT.

I have already showed proof that ur religion is false and Jesus is treu:
1. Athiests have became athiests due to satanic illuminati
2. The Universe is so complex and so awesome it must of had a creator do you think something came from no thing? a sceintific impossiblity
3. There r still Monkies but not australiapicothus a fattal flaw in evolutionism
4. Atheism is immoral and has been proven to be immortal
5. Jesus loves u and you will be saved if u except him as lord.
God bless

Well, those are some grand claims, but I have heard them all before, nice attempt at trolling, I look forward to seeing more.

But in the case that you are serious, what did you do to prove me wrong? If the universe needs a creator because it is so complicated, then who or what created the creator? I could type more, but I have better things to do.

Universe had a beginning God didn't! That's how!

God bless[/quote]

Again, HOW DO YOU KNOW? How could God not have a beginning if the universe demands one? Like I said earlier, if the universe is so complicated that it cannot exist without a creator, it logically follows that the creator also needs a creator/cause. You didn't even answer the question that I asked, you just repeated what you had said earlier and acted like that was a valid point when it wasn't. Like I said on the other topic, how do you know that you are correct? I looked at that website and it, like you, makes great claims but makes the mistake of assuming that the bible acts as valid evidence when it doesn't. Again, YOU ARE NOT PROVING YOUR POINT. You keep on making claims and expect us to just believe them on a whim. But then again, you are probably a troll trying to make fun of Christians, and you are doing a good job at it.

[Jesus Christ is Hard]

Well, I hope this is a joke, but in the case tht you aren't, I have one response... PROVE IT.

I have already showed proof that ur religion is false and Jesus is treu:
1. Athiests have became athiests due to satanic illuminati
2. The Universe is so complex and so awesome it must of had a creator do you think something came from no thing? a sceintific impossiblity
3. There r still Monkies but not australiapicothus a fattal flaw in evolutionism
4. Atheism is immoral and has been proven to be immortal
5. Jesus loves u and you will be saved if u except him as lord.
God bless

Well, those are some grand claims, but I have heard them all before, nice attempt at trolling, I look forward to seeing more.

But in the case that you are serious, what did you do to prove me wrong? If the universe needs a creator because it is so complicated, then who or what created the creator? I could type more, but I have better things to do.

"Universe had a beginning God didn't! That's how!

God bless[/quote]

Again, HOW DO YOU KNOW? How could God not have a beginning if the universe demands one? Like I said earlier, if the universe is so complicated that it cannot exist without a creator, it logically follows that the creator also needs a creator/cause. You didn't even answer the question that I asked, you just repeated what you had said earlier and acted like that was a valid point when it wasn't. Like I said on the other topic, how do you know that you are correct? I looked at that website and it, like you, makes great claims but makes the mistake of assuming that the bible acts as valid evidence when it doesn't. Again, YOU ARE NOT PROVING YOUR POINT. You keep on making claims and expect us to just believe them on a whim. But then again, you are probably a troll trying to make fun of Christians, and you are doing a good job at it."

IT HAS BEEN SCEINTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT THE UNIVERSE HAS A BEGGINING AND IT HAS ALSO BEEN SCEINTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT LORD GOD DIDN;T HAD A BEGINNING!

GOD BLESS U SIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EXCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS UR LORD AND SAVIOUR U MUST BE FORGIVEN 4 UR SINS B4 U ENTER HEAVEN I LOVE U AND JESUS LOVES U 2!!!

God Bless

[ChipDipSM]

Generally I won't take much of anything seriously if the person posting it doesn't that the small amount of effort to make sure their grammar and spelling is correct.