Stupid Things Theists Say

EquALLity · Post by **EquALLity** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:05 pm

Jebus wrote:Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal: "Sex doesn't cause pregnancy. A soldier can be far away and his girlfriend can get pregnant. Only God makes women pregnant."

HellNo · Post by **HellNo** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:37 pm

My friend on Skype told me this little gem:

'YOU NEED GOD. OTHERWISE YOUR LIFE IS NOT SIMPLE''

Some guy in an online multiplayer game tried to lower my IQ with this:

''You think Evolution is true? Lol? If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? I read the Bible. I am smarter than you!''

A Muslim Youtuber pulled this out of his ass:

''Science is the dumbest Religion!''

VladIsOnTheRise · Post by **VladIsOnTheRise** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:06 pm

I once read a YT comment saying something like homoshmexuallity was not a mental illness, and actually a possession by DAH DEVIL. At least he got the "Its not a mental illness" right...

Insert name here · Post by **Insert name here** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:14 pm

Some of the most stupid things that I have hear theists say range from the God of the gaps argument, to a completely closed mind. I remember having a discussion during lunch at my high school about my atheism with a friend an an aquantance. My friend uses God to have a sense of spirituality and to explain everything that science cannot. The other person however maintains a position of belief because he thought that he had seen Angels n his childhood. This would be surprising, but when he heard that someone asked me which field of physics I am going into( I plan on being a physicist.) he said "He is going to use science to disprove God." Which is not at all what I had in mind for a career. While it is true that some parts of physics may challenge the notions of a deity ( The various theories on the origin and functionality of the universe.) it in no way actively tries to disprove God.

EquALLity · Post by **EquALLity** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:04 pm

Jesus Christ, what?

I hope this is a troll.

There are some comments in this thread by this person that are really funny and bizarre, but I don't know if I should post them here.

Insert name here · Post by **Insert name here** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:56 pm

EquALLity wrote:Jesus Christ, what?

I hope this is a troll.

There are some comments in this thread by this person that are really funny and bizarre, but I don't know if I should post them here.

I'm, not sure I have a proper response to that. I would ask what drugs they are on, but beyond that, I don't know what to say.

EquALLity · Post by **EquALLity** » Mon May 11, 2015 7:46 pm

This is hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWMDuZbq_go#_=_

EquALLity · Post by **EquALLity** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:06 am

SkepticalGorilla1985 · Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:51 pm

I once heard "atheists are worse than the devil, at least the devil believes in god..."

i believe it was on an Aron Ra video, still pretty funny tho

HellNo · Post by **HellNo** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:38 am

Some Christian told me that God "poofed" everything into existence with the Bang Bang when he said "let there be light".

Funny... 'cuz the God of the Bible apparently created the heavens and the Earth BEFORE the Big Bang. So he is meaning to tell me, that the Earth is older than the Universe itself?

Anyway, light did NOT immediately appear after the Big Bang... it took a relatively long period (I think, 300,000 to 400,000 years?).

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