Please repent and trust Jesus

[SkepticalGorilla1985]

WARNING: THIS MESSAGE MIGHT BE A BIT SHOCKING TO ATHIESTS, IF YOU WANT THE BLUEPILL, DONT READ THIS!!!!

I understand that there are a lot of athiests in here who don't beleive in God. Well i am here to tell you that u are living a lie, u have been brainwashed by a secret society called the illuminati do you know who the illuminati are? You probably dont? Well let me tell you the illuminati are a secret society founded in 1776 by a man called Adam weishaupt lot of people/celebrities are members of the illuminati Richard Dawkin, Barack hussein Obama, Ed miliband and others and these are the values thay want to inflict upon u:
-Abortion
-Athiesm
-Evolutionism
-Homosexualism
-Liberalism
-Pornism
-Femenism
-Marajuanism
Now u see u have been brainwashed but Athiesm surely it is sensible not so lets look at the key tennents of athiesm:
-Something came from nothing
-It came through an explosion called big bang
-Giant lisards called dinosaurs once ruled the world
-People came from slime which turned into a fish which turned in turn into a monkie
-We have no morals and can live how we like
Now this is ur religion for u (and it is a religion dont u dare tell me it isnt it even says so when you customise ur profile there is a section that says "reliegion" and u can choose "athiest" on there so what was VeganAthiest thinking when he wrote that then!)
Now tell me does it really make any sense i mean explosion destory things thay dont create them?? and why would we came from a monkie if we came from monkies then why are there still mokies!! i mean you see monkies everywhere and you see people everywhere but where do u see Australiapicathos (The stage halfway between man and monkie)! Nowhere? now tell me Mister Athiest if we have no morals then y do u not murder everyone or steal things or hate pedophiles or why are you vegan even! Now yes thats right i know there are a lot of vegans here who beleive in athiesm listen if u are no morals than u shouldn;t care about a babie getting killed let along a animal? this is the same philosophie that Josef stalin , Mao Te-tung, poo Pot and KIM JONG UN follow!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now look at the sky what do u see yes u see a lot of stars who created them!!!.....................God! Now walk up a mountain mountains are beautiful but who created them...............................................GOD!!!!! Now please go to toilet and tell me if there is no GOD than why u go to toilet!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ggod!
Now look u r a sinner but thats okay! Jesus died for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Repent and trust him and you can go to Heaven! i know u dont beleive in Heaven and I hope that you go there just so you can realise that it is real!!
So now u see that Athiesm wasnt verry accurate now was it! Hahaha thats okay everyone makes mistakes but its okay Jesus loves u whatever now pls give up on ponography and weed and stop chasing happyness go to the one place where happyness really is? THE BIBLE!
God bless you all in Jesus name amen.

This cant be real too stupid... but if for some unbelievable reason this is a real thing that a person believes. I think you should seek proffesional help, i worry what people like this will do.

[EquALLity]

How does this topic never die? O_O

Probably partially because people bump it up by replying.

Whoops.

[Red]

I really don't know why I responded to this thread in the first place. I mean seriosuly, I really, really don't care. But I just posted in it so in a way that means I do care. F*ck.

[brimstoneSalad]

Trolls like Jesus Christ is Hard attract a lot of replies. That's one thing to be said for them. I don't think it's a problem.