Forum Game: Break-a-Wish

[Red]

I wish Bernie Sanders would win the Presidency.

Wish granted, but now GMOs in vegan food have animal products, nuclear power is not enforced, and the taxes are so high that you have to get a job.

[Cirion Spellbinder]

Wish granted, but now GMOs in vegan food have animal products, nuclear power is not enforced, and the taxes are so high that you have to get a job.

I sure wish you had a wish...

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Wish granted, but now GMOs in vegan food have animal products, nuclear power is not enforced, and the taxes are so high that you have to get a job.

I sure wish you had a wish...

Wish granted! However, his wish is actually good enough that you can't find a way to make it have a catch to it, this is where you must kill yourself in order to end the pain.

I wish I could speak English flawlessly.

[Red]

I wish I could speak English flawlessly.

Wish granted, but now you can only speak English.

I wish that every wish I make on this thread has no downside.

[Insert name here]

I wish I could speak English flawlessly.

Wish granted, but now you can only speak English.

I wish that every wish I make on this thread has no downside.

Granted, but the rules of the thread makes this wish impossible, try again.

I wish for my parents to stop nagging me to go to prom.

[Cirion Spellbinder]

I wish for my parents to stop nagging me to go to prom.

Wish granted. Instead they go together and talk to everyone you know that goes about you not coming and your most embarrassing moments.

I wish I was a better writer and speaker.

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

I wish for my parents to stop nagging me to go to prom.

Wish granted. Instead they go together and talk to everyone you know that goes about you not coming and your most embarrassing moments.

I wish I was a better writer and speaker.

Granted! You are now Josef Goebbels.

I wish weed would become legal everywhere.

[Red]

I wish weed would become legal everywhere.

Wish granted, but is now as addictive as crack and heroine, and deals more damage to your body than every illegal drug in the world combined x10,000.

I wish Christopher Walken is the president.

[Insert name here]

I wish weed would become legal everywhere.

Wish granted, but is now as addictive as crack and heroine, and deals more damage to your body than every illegal drug in the world combined x10,000.

I wish Christopher Walken is the president.

Granted, but while Christopher was walken to the White House he was hit by a car.


I wish that I could read minds.

[EquALLity]

I wish that I could read minds.

Granted. The first person you try it out on is a pedophile, and you're too traumatized to ever use your power again.

Or, alternatively:
You can now read minds, but you lose your ability to actually read. So you never read on here that your wish was granted, and you never learn about your power.

I wish I could pay attention in math class.