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Cirion Spellbinder wrote:^For the most part, yes it will definitely be hilarious. Is it even worth watching though, it might cause brain disease?

I seriously can't wait to see them. They're going to be very entertaining, especially the one with Trump.

Did you know he sued Bill Maher for five million dollars over a joke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuP1e0RNF-0

Interesting! I'm pretty sure if I had the resources and it wasn't Bill Maher, I'd be very tempted to do the same...

Yesterday a customer entered our shop (jewelry shop), and she looked around for a bit.
You could already see she was an 'oddball' by the types of clothes she was wearing and the enormous amount of weird jewels she had on her.
She started talking, and asked us to show her some jewels she was interested in. And here comes the interesting part.

She said she was sent by Madonna, and that she deserved free jewels.
She asked us to please hand her the jewels.
She said something like 'I had sacred visions of Madonna and Jesus, and they told I could pay spiritually'.
She started insisting that she had the right to pay 'spiritually', because she was enlightened.
When we - obviously - said no, she started getting pretty upset.
I started thinking if I had to call the police, but after a bit she left angrily.

You don't realise how much of a nut someone can be until you see a person like this. It was worrying and hilarious at the same time.

We then discovered she wasn't just insane, she was probably taking advantage of morons.
We saw her in the city's main street, and people were paying her to receive the 'blessings of Madonna' - there was quite a long tail of people waiting.
I never thought I could see something like that happening in my city.

At first I thought you were talking about Madonna the singer, coincidentally who was (apparently) in a relationship with this Jesus Luz person.

thebestofenergy wrote: She said she was sent by Madonna, and that she deserved free jewels.

I was cracking up.

It's about to start!

UPDATE- If anyone's interested, Bill Maher is tweeting some hilarious stuff about this debate as it happens.

UPDATE 2- Bernie Sanders was posting about it as well!

EquALLity wrote:It's about to start!

UPDATE- If anyone's interested, Bill Maher is tweeting some hilarious stuff about this debate as it happens.

UPDATE 2- Bernie Sanders was posting about it as well!

Bernies tweets are the embodiment of my thoughts while watching it, I wouldn't have bothered, but my father made me watch it, it seems as though he will be voting for either Trump or Cruz. Really makes me feel like the oddball in my family.

This is what politics has come to in America... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8

Seriously, WTF? O_O

You'd think it's satirical...

EquALLity wrote:This is what politics has come to in America... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8

Seriously, WTF? O_O

You'd think it's satirical...

Pandering at its finest, unfortunately it is not satirical.

At the dentist today, I asked the dentist what substance she was putting on me.

She said: "Fluoride"

*gasp* "What?!" *eyes widen*

*she gets nervous*
"It's fluoride."

I thought she said lard.
Well, she had that thing over her mouth...

We had a good laugh about it. A part of her reaction was, "Holy cow!", and that was almost too much for me.

This video about whether or not Mario is evil is actually about human biases, it's rather interesting and very applicable to human behaviour towards animals. In fact, if you replace the word "Mario" with "Humanity" and the word "Gumba" with "Animals" the script still makes quite a lot of sense.
https://youtu.be/BIePWBgKaXw