FUCK CANADA'S NEW PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU!

[Dizzy]

YEAH YOU READ THE TITLE! FUCK HIM! HE IS WHITE CRACKER SCUM! AND HE IS CATHOLIC, WHICH DOESN'T MEAN HE IS ADDICTED TO CATS, IT MEANS HE WORSHIPS STATUES AND THINKS THAT JESUS IS A CRACKER (IN BOTH WAYS THE WORD CRACKER CAN BE USED, THE WHITE AND THE BISCUIT). BUT FUCK NOT ONLY HIM BUT FUCK THE LITTLE CAPITALIST PIGGY LOVED BY THE JEWS SO MUCH, STEPHEN HARPER, FUCK HIM EVEN MORE, HE IS WHITE AND EVANGELICAL, I MEAN EVANGELICALS ARE EVEN WORSE THEN CATHOLICS!!! CATHOLICS AND EASTERN ORTHODOX ARE BAD, BUT LUTHERANS, PROTESTANTS, EVANGELICALS AND NON-DENOMINALS ARE EVEN WORSE!!! BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK THE LEFT-LEANING NDP LEADER THOMAS MULCLAIR! HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO WIN THE ELECTION! LAST YEAR THE NDP DID SO WELL BUT NOW THEY ARE SO SHIT! WHY DID YOU STAB THE BACK OF YOUR OWN SUPPORTERS YOU CATHOLIC SCUM???? SO YEAH, FUCK ALL OF THEM, EVEN THE GREENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTICE HOW THEY ARE ALL WHITE? WELL THAT IS BECAUSE THE JEWISH ILLUMINATI DON'T WANT A BLACK MAN IN POWER, THAT'S WHY THEY ARE PUTTING ALL THESE LIES ABOUT CARSON! P.S. OBAMA IS NOT BLACK, HE IS ONLY HALF BLACK, AND HALF WHITE IS TOO MUCH!!!

[Red]

Dizzy please! None of us want you to get banned, so please do not use caps!

[Lightningman_42]

...He is Catholic, which doesn't mean he is addicted to cats, it means he worships statues and thinks that Jesus is a cracker

Cat... holic? Hahaha! I needed a little bit of time to understand that joke but it was a good one. I've never heard that joke before and I wish that I had come up with it myself! Did you come up with it, or did you hear it from someone else?

Evangelicals are even worse than Catholics! Catholics and Eastern Orthodox are bad, but Lutherans, Protestants, Evangelicals and non-denominals are even worse!

So I gather that there are many types of Christians that you dislike, but you yourself are a Christian, and have expressed your passion for Christ (and your hope that some atheist heathens on this forum can still be saved if only they embrace Jesus). So then what type of Christian are you? What types of Christians do you like?

Notice how they are all white? Well that is because the Jewish Illuminati don't want a black man in power, that's why they are putting all these lies about Carson!

So do you think that all of the political problems in the world are somehow influenced by white Illuminazis?

P.S. Obama is not black, he is only half-black, and half-white is too much!

Sounds like his whiteness upsets you a lot. Does the little blackness he has make you see just a little bit of good in him?


Dizzy, please stop overusing caps. I would hate to see you get banned. This forum could use a good laugh every once in a while from a comedian like you. Also if you get banned then you will not have any chance of convincing Godless-atheist-heathens on this forum from embracing Jesus Christ as our lord and saviour, and saving our souls! You do want to save our souls, so we can be with Jesus, right?

[Dizzy]

...He is Catholic, which doesn't mean he is addicted to cats, it means he worships statues and thinks that Jesus is a cracker

Cat... holic? Hahaha! I needed a little bit of time to understand that joke but it was a good one. I've never heard that joke before and I wish that I had come up with it myself! Did you come up with it, or did you hear it from someone else?

It came when my mate Marty texted me about this dickhead he knew and he said that he was "Cataholic" and I'm like "Cataholic? What, he's addicted to cats?" And he's like "OMG dude, I meant Catholic, that was a typo!" and it's been a running gag ever since.

Evangelicals are even worse than Catholics! Catholics and Eastern Orthodox are bad, but Lutherans, Protestants, Evangelicals and non-denominals are even worse!

So I gather that there are many types of Christians that you dislike, but you yourself are a Christian, and have expressed your passion for Christ (and your hope that some atheist heathens on this forum can still be saved if only they embrace Jesus). So then what type of Christian are you? What types of Christians do you like?

Catholics, Orthodox, Lutherans, Protestants, Evangelicals and Non-Denominals are not Christians because they are all tools of the White Gay Elite Feminist ISIS Illuminati. The Catholic Pope is white, the Eastern Orthodox are Catholic-Lite, Lutheranism was founded by Martin Luther who was white, Protestantism is Lutheran-Lite, Evangelical/Non-Denominal is Protestant-Lite. TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE BLACK!

Notice how they are all white? Well that is because the Jewish Illuminati don't want a black man in power, that's why they are putting all these lies about Carson!

So do you think that all of the political problems in the world are somehow influenced by white Illuminazis?

Yes!

P.S. Obama is not black, he is only half-black, and half-white is too much!

Sounds like his whiteness upsets you a lot. Does the little blackness he has make you see just a little bit of good in him?

No! He may look black on the outside, but he is white on the inside, like a Oreo, except he aint delicious.

Dizzy, please stop overusing caps. I would hate to see you get banned. This forum could use a good laugh every once in a while from a comedian like you. Also if you get banned then you will not have any chance of convincing Godless-atheist-heathens on this forum from embracing Jesus Christ as our lord and saviour, and saving our souls! You do want to save our souls, so we can be with Jesus, right?

Okay, fine, I end my all caps here, please don't ban me, I am here to convert you from your sinful lifestyles of Atheism, and I can't do that if I'm banned. Please, though, you have to accept Jesus, I quit being white and you can too! God bless you!