Reasons to vote for Ben Carson
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:11 am
1. He is the only black candidate, so if he is elected, he will become the first black president, Obama isnt black, he may look black on the outside, but in the inside, he's white, like an Oreo.
2. He is really smart, he is a brain scientist and performed the first ever separation of conjoined twins.
3. He will end Abortions and Babie-killings, Bill Nye says that ABortion is not murder, but it is! Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy only has a bachelor's degree in economics, but BEN CARSON IS A MOTHERFUCKING BRAIN SCIENTIST!
4. He speaks really softly, not like Dolan Trump who shouts really loudly and hurts my ears, I don't like it.
5. He is a seventh day adventist, not a Anglican, Cataholic, Athiest, Lutheran, Orthodoxy, Church of Sweden, Wiccan or any other false religion, sEventh day adventism is the one true church
6. He rejects the climate change myth, Globbal warming isn't real, 96% of climate scientits know it is a lie, If you want proof then I have scientific evidence to the cuntrary
7. He does not have enough faith to believe in the THEORY of EVILution
8. He won't take away your guns like the Communist Obama, Big Pharma who give out weird medicine are the real cause of crimes, Guns don't kill people, Big Pharma kills people
9. He will ban all use of recreational marijuana
10. He knows that Vaccines are a satanic lie, he must have read muh thesis: https://theveganatheist.com/forum/viewt ... 282#p14282
11. He will make a clear pathway for refugees to become citizens
12. He will make it legal for children to pray in schools!!!!!
2. He is really smart, he is a brain scientist and performed the first ever separation of conjoined twins.
3. He will end Abortions and Babie-killings, Bill Nye says that ABortion is not murder, but it is! Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy only has a bachelor's degree in economics, but BEN CARSON IS A MOTHERFUCKING BRAIN SCIENTIST!
4. He speaks really softly, not like Dolan Trump who shouts really loudly and hurts my ears, I don't like it.
5. He is a seventh day adventist, not a Anglican, Cataholic, Athiest, Lutheran, Orthodoxy, Church of Sweden, Wiccan or any other false religion, sEventh day adventism is the one true church
6. He rejects the climate change myth, Globbal warming isn't real, 96% of climate scientits know it is a lie, If you want proof then I have scientific evidence to the cuntrary
7. He does not have enough faith to believe in the THEORY of EVILution
8. He won't take away your guns like the Communist Obama, Big Pharma who give out weird medicine are the real cause of crimes, Guns don't kill people, Big Pharma kills people
9. He will ban all use of recreational marijuana
10. He knows that Vaccines are a satanic lie, he must have read muh thesis: https://theveganatheist.com/forum/viewt ... 282#p14282
11. He will make a clear pathway for refugees to become citizens
12. He will make it legal for children to pray in schools!!!!!