How to stereotype politicians

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The Real Dizzy
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How to stereotype politicians

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Here is how to negatively stereotype some politicians (This is not what I necessarily think of them, but it is how they are typically portrayed):
Hillary Clinton (If you are a Bernie supporter) - Corrupt, Greedy (typically seen with money sprouting out of her pockets given to her by Goldman Sachs or some other bank), Will say anything to get elected
Hillary Clinton (If you are a Trump/Cruz supporter) - Corrupt, Greedy (typically seen with money sprouting out of her pockets given to her by Goldman Sachs or some other bank), Will say anything to get elected, Communist
Donald Trump (if you are a Bernie/Hillary supporter) - Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Bigoted, Loud, Obnoxious, Greedy, Literally Hitler
Donald Trump (if you are a Cruz supporter) - Loud, Obnoxious, Greedy, Not a real Republican, Actually funding Hillary
Bernie Sanders - Crazy, Foolish, Doesn't understand economics, Communist
Ted Cruz - Creepy, Weird, Makes everyone feel uncomfortable, Westboro Baptist Church
Barack Obama (If you are a Right-Winger) - Muslim, Kenyan, Socialist, Secretly gay, Communist
Barack Obama (If you are a Left-Winger) - Fascist, Secretly a Republican, Likes bombing countries in the middle east, just the same as Bush
Jeremy Corbyn - See Bernie Sanders, but also: Terrorist sympathizer and Hates Britain
David Cameron - Upper class public school toff who wants to destroy our NHS and kill all poor people, also shags pigs
Nicola Sturgeon - Loud, Obnoxious, Watched Braveheart and thought it was a documentary
Nigel Farage - See Donald Trump (if you are a Bernie/Hillary supporter) but ignore "Loud", "Obnoxious" and "Greedy" as he is more subtle about his views
Angela Merkel (if you are a Right-Winger) - Communist, Wants to enforce Multiculturalism on everyone
Angela Merkel (if you are a Left-Winger) - Capitalist Dog, Wants to screw over the poor
Vladimir Putin - Obscenely strong, Homophobic, Spends his free time wrestling bears
Kim Jong-Un - Fat, Dim-Witted, Comedy Villain
Any Politician - Liar, Breaks all their promises, Will do anything to get elected, Hitler
Any Politician (if you are a Neo-Nazi) - Liar, Breaks all their promises, Will do anything to get elected, Controlled by the Jews

Have I missed any out? Let me know!
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