This topic is not for Vegans. I know you already don't shop there, because of the chickens that are killed. LOL. if you love chickens so much why don't you marry one?! Have you ever tried to have sex with a chicken? Well I have and let me tell you it isn't easy! Why? Because chickens don't have souls! Only humans have souls! ...Well, excluding gingers. But I digress, this topic is meant for good, proper, god-fearing christian folk like myself. Vegans, read if you must, but keep your annoying opinions to yourself.
It would not be too hard for me to boycott KFC, namely because of the abnormal amount of negroes with the curse of Ham who eat there, I've usually avoided it for that reason, but hopefully when Trump gets in, he'll bring back segregation, so that won't be an issue. However, when that does happen, you must still not eat at KFC. Why? Well, let me explain:
Leon Trotsky, the kommunist revolutionary was exiled from the USSR in 1929. In 1930, the first KFC was opened. Coincidence? Maybe. However, you must admit, Trotsky does look an awful lot like Colonel Sanders, white hair, beard, glasses. Who's to say he didn't flee to Kentucky under a changed identity of Colonel Sanders to start the first KFC? More damning evidence still: the outside of a KFC is red. Kommunism is also red. But the most damning evidence: KFC stands for Kommunist Fried Chicken.
But even more damning evidence: The U.S. Kommunist JEWISH Presidential candidate: Bernie Sanders shares the same last name as Colonel Sanders. Who's to say they aren't related? Kommunism must run in the family.
Every day you'll see KFC promoting GAY PRIDE and SODOMY. Well now we know why? They are CULTURAL MARXISTS! AND KOMMUNISTS! AND SATANISTS!
Eat at Chick Fil-A instead. They are TRUE CHRISTIANS. aka NOT KOMMIES.
BOYCOTT KFC!
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PsYcHo
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Pro tip; take them out to a nice dinner first.Dr. J. Thackery wrote: Have you ever tried to have sex with a chicken? Well I have and let me tell you it isn't easy! Why? Because chickens don't have souls! Only humans have souls! ...Well, excluding gingers.
Alcohol may have been a factor.
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Tried that once. Made the mistake of taking her to Nandos.PsYcHo wrote:Pro tip; take them out to a nice dinner first.Dr. J. Thackery wrote: Have you ever tried to have sex with a chicken? Well I have and let me tell you it isn't easy! Why? Because chickens don't have souls! Only humans have souls! ...Well, excluding gingers.