Is Fundamentalist Christianity being outshined by other crazy beliefs?
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:26 am
I remember when I first became an Atheist, I was baffled by the amount of people who believed in extreme fundamentalist forms of Christianity. People such as Ray Comfort, Ken Ham and Fred Phelps who believed such things as the earth being 6,000 years old, dinosaurs living alongside humans, etc. And now you don't see so much of them do you? I mean, they're still around, but you have to look really hard to find them, I remember when you couldn't hold a debate without one of them coming into it spouting their ignorant views! Now, you have other people who have overtaken them in craziness.
There are still people who hold their lunatic views (on climate change, the economy, immigration, etc.) but they are now the Alt-Right, who seem to be more concerned with ideology than religion, and they just aren't the same. A lot of the Alt-Right have somewhat liberal views on social issues, like Milo Yiannopoulous, who is gay, and if they don't then they take it all the way with their socially conservative views, like Smoloko, who admire Hitler and the Nazis, when I always used to enjoy a good debate with somebody who thought Hitler was a left-wing Atheist (sure, you get those like Steven Crowder, but as far as I know, he doesn't believe the earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs lived alongside humans, so it just isn't the same).
And then you have the SJWs and Feminazis who get triggered by everything and want to censor all the things they don't like. I remember when Fundamentalist Christian Conservatives used to talk about Secular Liberals wanting to ban their religion and declare war on Christmas, and I was like "lol no nobody's like that!" AND NOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT!!!
People who are so stupid that they actually thing somebody calling themselves "Hugh Mungus" is sexual harrassment, and that if somebody does not vote for Hillary then that means they are sexist. There are plenty of other crazy ideologies who have taken over the internet (e.g. Anarcho Capitalism, Anti-Vaxxers, etc.) but I can't be bothered to go into too much detail on them, so I have just spoken about Alt-Rightists and SJWs, who I believe to be the major two.
Well, I don't know about you, but I miss the Fundamentalist Christians. Their craziness was tolerable because nobody actually took it seriously. And although their arguments were shit, they were at least arguments, which I can not say for mindless yellings of "CUCK!!!!!!!!" or "RAPE APOLOGIST!!!!!!!!", I think I'll take "If we came from Monkeys, then why are there still Monkeys?" over that any day! So, if there are any Fundamentalist Christians out there, please come back to us. We miss you. Come and tell us about how we are all dirty sinners and going to hell, and about how all the other bibles except for KJV are satanic, and about how Evolution is a conspiracy made up by Satanic Atheist scientists who hate God because they know he exists, and we can all have a good laugh because we know that your crazy views are never going to get any power. Please come back, seriously. We miss you.
There are still people who hold their lunatic views (on climate change, the economy, immigration, etc.) but they are now the Alt-Right, who seem to be more concerned with ideology than religion, and they just aren't the same. A lot of the Alt-Right have somewhat liberal views on social issues, like Milo Yiannopoulous, who is gay, and if they don't then they take it all the way with their socially conservative views, like Smoloko, who admire Hitler and the Nazis, when I always used to enjoy a good debate with somebody who thought Hitler was a left-wing Atheist (sure, you get those like Steven Crowder, but as far as I know, he doesn't believe the earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs lived alongside humans, so it just isn't the same).
And then you have the SJWs and Feminazis who get triggered by everything and want to censor all the things they don't like. I remember when Fundamentalist Christian Conservatives used to talk about Secular Liberals wanting to ban their religion and declare war on Christmas, and I was like "lol no nobody's like that!" AND NOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT!!!

Well, I don't know about you, but I miss the Fundamentalist Christians. Their craziness was tolerable because nobody actually took it seriously. And although their arguments were shit, they were at least arguments, which I can not say for mindless yellings of "CUCK!!!!!!!!" or "RAPE APOLOGIST!!!!!!!!", I think I'll take "If we came from Monkeys, then why are there still Monkeys?" over that any day! So, if there are any Fundamentalist Christians out there, please come back to us. We miss you. Come and tell us about how we are all dirty sinners and going to hell, and about how all the other bibles except for KJV are satanic, and about how Evolution is a conspiracy made up by Satanic Atheist scientists who hate God because they know he exists, and we can all have a good laugh because we know that your crazy views are never going to get any power. Please come back, seriously. We miss you.