Now, I know what you are thinking: "What the hell are you talking about? Of course pigeons exist; I've seen them!". The truth is that you can't know for a fact that you have seen a pigeon. You may just have been hallucinating. Or, more likely, that pigeon might not have been a real pigeon but a robot created by governments to spy on their citizens. If you do not believe that governments would create robot pigeons to spy on their citizens, then you are clearly not paying attention to the news. Governments have spied on their citizens multiple times with things such as the Patriot Act in America and the Snoopers Charter in Britain. It is therefore not at all unreasonable to suggest that pigeons do not exist and that they are just robots created by governments to spy on their citizens.
Now, I want to ask you something. Have you seen a single pigeon since the outbreak of covid-19? I didn't think so. That is because (obviously) governments around the world have made up the existence of a fake virus called covid-19 because all of the pigeons have ran out of battery power and they need to be recharged, and governments are trying to get their citizens to self-isolate so that they don't notice the lack of pigeons outside. Now, perhaps you have seen a pigeon since the outbreak of covid-19, but as I say, it's probably just a hallucination. For instance, there are people who have converted to religion after believing that they had seen miracles being performed, and this can be explained away by the fact that they are hallucinating, so it is very likely that people are hallucinating when they believe that they have seen a pigeon.
Now, there is much evidence to suggest that pigeons were invented no earlier than 1966, and were originally intended as a prop for the popular British sci-fi series Doctor Who before MI5 started using them to spy on suspected communists and homosexuals. However, many so-called experts will tell you that pigeons have been around for millennia. I say so-called experts because I am more qualified than them to discuss ornithology as I am not being paid by the governments who have created pigeons to spy on their citizens. I want to ask you a question: Were you around before 1966? If not, then you can't assume that pigeons existed before 1966, and therefore it is perfectly reasonable to assume that any evidence that suggests that pigeons did exist before 1966 is fabricated. Of course, if you were around before 1966 and you think that you've seen a pigeon, it's probably just a hallucination.
A good example of how the evidence of the existence of pigeons before 1966 can be unreliable is the myth of war pigeons. The textbooks that you read as a child would have you believe that during the first and second world wars, pigeons were used to carry messages to the military. However, these are the same textbooks that would have you believe that the second world war was ended when the United States dropped atomic bombs on Japan. It is a fact that atomic bombs violate the second law of thermodynamics and therefore do not exist, and I know that Japan doesn't exist because I have a boat. It is therefore more than likely that the entire second world war was faked, and therefore carrier pigeons could not be used during this war because it didn't happen. Now, you may be wondering, what about the first world war? Well, since the second world war didn't happen, this clearly shows that the first world war didn't happen either, as the very existence of a "first" thing implies that there would have to be a "second" thing to follow that thing. Therefore, we can conclude that it is reasonable to presume that neither the first nor the second world war happened, and that war pigeons were never used, and that pigeons don't exist at all and are just robots which are being used by governments to spy on their citizens.
In conclusion, I have yet to see one shred of evidence that pigeons actually exist, and I believe that this is because there simply isn't any evidence. Ultimately, I can't trust the scientists, historians and my own lying eyes which keep saying that pigeons really do exist, because those things all have the potential to be wrong. As somebody who has thought carefully about the issue with an open mind, it is very clear that pigeons do not exist. I look forward to hearing the thoughts of other forum members on this issue. Sadly nobody responded to my last post about why the government of Ragusan Republics wasn't teaching linguistics correctly and why it's all part of a conspiracy to cover up the truth about the Vukovar massacre even after I @ed several forum members thirty-seven times to get their thoughts. Hopefully, this time it will be different. And before you belittle my intelligence, please remember that I have translated several works of erotic Shrek fanfiction from English to Croatian and I made a couple of shitty YouTube videos about veganism that nobody has watched, so you are dealing with a true intellectual here.
