Philosophical Vegan Forum

As we have already scared off those few Christians who were brave enough to post in our "debate an atheist" forum I thought I would use this thread for a bit of role play until a real Christian joins our forum. I plan to act as a Christian and will do my best to reply to your questions and comments like a true Christian would. Henceforth all my posts in this thread will be written by Jebus, the devoted Christian.

Dear Atheists,

So you must all be idiots to think that the earth is like trillions of years old. You can not know that for sure because you were not there. God is the only one who was there trillions of years ago and he made it clear in the Bible that the earth is 6000 years old. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE WRONG!