Philosophical Vegan Forum

Hear r mine:

"Why did the Skelleton go to the church alone??! He had no body to go with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A Helium walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "Sorry we dont serve any Nobel gases hear" and Helium doesnt react"
"What do u get when u cross a athiest with a Jahovah witness? Somebody who nocks on ur door but doesnt do nothing"

how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it its punny

how does he light the fire? Israelites it. oh so punny

bobo0100 wrote:how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it its punny

how does he light the fire? Israelites it. oh so punny

LOL typical athiest

Here's mine: Did you know christians are so stupid that their own holy book calls them sheep, yet they don't catch on?

Jesus Christ is Lord wrote:Hear r mine:

"Why did the Skelleton go to the church alone??! He had no body to go with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A Helium walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "Sorry we dont serve any Nobel gases hear" and Helium doesnt react"
"What do u get when u cross a athiest with a Jahovah witness? Somebody who nocks on ur door but doesnt do nothing"

Well, that last one doesn't make sense, they knocked on the door so they did something .

Anyway, here is a joke, what did the physicist say about his calculation? " I think that it's relativly accurate." Ha, it's a pun.

Sylph_of_Mind wrote:Here's mine: Did you know christians are so stupid that their own holy book calls them sheep, yet they don't catch on?

A cool christian cartoonist made a cartoon about it his name is adam 4d ull find it eventuilly. Basically, its that hed rather be a sheep then a goat and so would i!!